February 2012
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Me: I asked him if he'd be interested in going to a Ren Faire with me and he spent the next half hour texting me in Olde English.
Cassie: Jesus I just came.
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Anderson Cooper is dreamy.
Me: I need this to be confirmed by Anderson Cooper.
Me: Preferably with his shirt off.
Cassie: On a tiger skin rug, in front of a fire.
Me: Sipping a glass of champagne while offering me a glass.
Me: And cuddling a puppy.
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In response to the latest edition of "Overheard In...
Mikayla: What does a vagina feel like?
Michael: Ummmmmm. Nice. They all feel different. It's kind of like that saying about pizza.
Mikayla: ...
Michael: Even when they're bad, they're still pretty good.
Mikayla: Is there such a thing as a bad vagina?
Michael: Not really.
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