In response to the latest edition of "Overheard In 85 Woodruff D."
- Mikayla: What does a vagina feel like?
- Michael: Ummmmmm. Nice. They all feel different. It's kind of like that saying about pizza.
- Mikayla: ...
- Michael: Even when they're bad, they're still pretty good.
- Mikayla: Is there such a thing as a bad vagina?
- Michael: Not really.